curiosity slowing

So when it comes to high blood pressure driving in Denver is one of the few things that does it for me. I was listening to the radio two days ago and I heard the term "curiosity slowing" refering to people gawking and rubber-necking and something like a broken down car or police lights. Oh, I just hate it but it seems inevitable. People just can't resist looking at the pretty lights. Cant we get some kind of training program for people?
Another thing is how people slow down when they are going up a hill. Dont you know that to maintain your speed you need to press down the gas a little more? Geez, can I teach this class or what?
Lastly, but certainly not lastly, is a term Ive decided to coin called "clothslining". Its when two cars are side by side going the same speed so you cant pass them causing a big lineup behind them. Would somebody get a clue already? My gosh...
Now I gotta go take some yoga courses to bring my blood pressue back into check...